Trader consensus on Polymarket overwhelmingly favors "No" at 97.9% implied probability for Jesus Christ's return before 2027, reflecting the absence of any verifiable biblical signs—such as global cataclysms, mass visions, or prophetic fulfillments—in the past 30 days amid normalized geopolitical tensions and cultural discourse. Fringe online prophecies and YouTube rapture speculations for 2026 have failed to gain traction beyond niche communities, echoing centuries of unfulfilled end-times predictions that underscore historical voting patterns in eschatological narratives. With over $62 million in volume, skin-in-the-game bettors prioritize empirical reality over speculation. Realistic upsets remain slim: a sudden, universally acknowledged divine event before December 31, 2026, though such paradigm shifts defy precedent in pop culture and religious history.