Trader consensus on Polymarket overwhelmingly favors "No" at 97.9% implied probability for Jesus Christ's return before 2027, driven by the absence of any verifiable biblical signs—such as global tribulation, the Antichrist's rise, or cosmic disturbances—in the past 30 days amid ongoing geopolitical tensions and cultural normalcy. This high confidence echoes historical patterns of failed Second Coming predictions, from ancient date-setters to modern fringe theories, reinforced by scriptural emphasis on unpredictability (no one knows the day or hour). With over $62 million in volume, the wisdom of crowds reflects rational arbitrage on low-risk bets. Realistic upsets would require an unprecedented, universally witnessed supernatural event by December 31, 2026, though traders see negligible precedent for such a shift.